"Artists do not make art. Artists make things, objects, paintings, sculptures... They make stupid 'objects' which get used as 'art' by human beings. I'm actually not the person to ask about whether this is art, it's not me that decides if something's art or not. [...] The person asking that question can decide for themselves. [...] 'Art' is just a word, you know." - (Martin Creed, interview for TATE Shots, 2008)